wicked3659 | Why Not?

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Staring at Wicked3659 for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Wicked3659 glare will liquefy your kidneys.

Scotty in Star Trek often says �Ye cannae change the laws of physics.� This is untrue. Wicked3659 can change the laws of physics. With her fists.

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Wicked3659 � dies.

Wicked3659 invented the internet� just so she had a place to store her porn.

Wicked3659 did not "lose" her virginity, she stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

When God said, "let there be light", Wicked3659 said, "say 'please'."

Wicked3659 counted to infinity - twice.

Wicked3659 invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

Wicked3659 can hit you so hard that she can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Wicked3659 has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

The last digit of pi is Wicked3659. She is the end of all things.

Wicked3659 can delete the Recycling Bin.

Wicked3659 invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Wicked3659 hears it. Wicked3659 can hear everything. Wicked3659 can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Wicked3659 is on.

Wicked3659 does not sleep. She waits.

The First rule of Wicked3659 is: you do not talk about Wicked3659.

Ok so it said 10 times but they just kept getting funnier XDD